The gentleman in red. Dress me up in a vintage country-western shirt, and I'll show you some of my finest southern dinner-table etiquette. Hold on to your ears, Grandpa: I might have to run a test to see how well they're attached.

In need of yoga assistance? Who knew hallway-yoga was a specialty of Grandpa's? He said that he could use a little support; so I didn't hesitate to climb aboard.